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Hey, Benji. It's me.
I'm just leaving my apartment.
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Remember, we gotta be there, like,
three hours early.
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Yeah, just ring me when you get this.
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Hey, Benji. I hope you left already...
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'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic
on the BQE.
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Just in case you can avoid it.
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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.
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Hey, Benji.
Actually, traffic just cleared up.
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So that's pretty good, if you were worried.
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Maybe you weren't. Anyway,
just ring me when you get this, anyway.
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Hey, Benji.
I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages.
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Just... Sorry. You can disregard them
'cause I'm... I'll be there soon, and I...
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Yeah. I can't wait to see you, and I will not
leave you another message. Okay. Bye.
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Hey, Benji. I just got to the airport.
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I really hope you left already
or that you're, like...
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I don't know, on your way.
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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.
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- Oh, God. You made it.
- What's up, cuz?
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Oh, man, come here.
I called you so many times.
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- Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you.
- It's so good to see... Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Turn around.
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- I wanna see the whole fucking picture.
- What? Really?
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- Twirl. Twirly dervish.
- Okay, okay.
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- All right, all right.
- Yeah, man, look at you.
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- Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good.
- Oh.
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All right, listen,
I think we should check you in.
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- I did a thing online. I...
- Oh, no. I did it.
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- I checked in a while ago.
- Did you?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry. When did you get here?
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Few hours ago.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I mean, the flight's not for another, like,
two hours.
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Yeah, but they open the airport super early.
You can just come here and hang out.
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- Wow. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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You meet the
craziest fucking people here, dude.
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Oh. And did you eat anything?
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- I did. Yeah. No, yeah.
- Okay.
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Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something...
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- before we take off.
- Oh. Don't worry about it, man.
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I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm.
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- Warm?
- It's been in my pocket.
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Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay.
You just sort of...
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squeeze it, slurp it.
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Did you really get this for me?
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Yeah, of course, dude.
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- All right, you got your shit?
- Okay. Yeah.
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- You know what else?
- What?
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I also got some good shit for when we land.
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Like, very, very good shit.
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Wait. You're not, like,
taking weed into Poland, are you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Benji?
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They don't give a shit about that stuff, man.
I'm telling you...
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Mm. I think they very much do
give a shit about that stuff.
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?
- Yeah.
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They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland
for a little bit of weed?
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- That's a good look for the Polish people.
- Okay. All right, all right. Just try to...
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- keep it down, okay?
- Okay, yeah. Don't say, "marijuana."
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- Arms out.
- Wait, really?
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Sorry. It doesn't normally...
Thanks.
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This one? This little one?
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It's a gift from my dad.
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- Dad?
- Yeah.
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Of course it was.
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- Do you have something like this?
- No way.
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- Yeah.
- I don't... I was way off. Okay, bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh. There you go.
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- She is so dope.
- Okay. Arms out.
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- Who?
- The TSA agent.
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Her dad does security for the Knicks.
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Huh.
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Did you want some?
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- Mm.
- Uh, Priya made it for me.
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- Yeah, right.
- No. I'm... Yeah, okay.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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What is that? A fucking Brazil nut?
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Yo. So, like, how you been, man?
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- Honestly, dude...
- Yeah.
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I've been...
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great. Been, like, really fucking great.
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You wanna go over our
tour itinerary or anything?
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Okay.
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- Can you hold that for me, actually?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Yeah. Have as much as you want.
- Yeah?
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Don't you think it'll be nice for us to
see where Grandma was from?
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You know, where she lived?
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Mm-hmm.
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- I can't even follow this. I'll just...
- Sure.
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- ...do whatever the group does.
- Sure.
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Hi.
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What seat you got?
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24 A.
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Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, man. You mind taking middle?
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How you feeling in there, dude?
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It's a little tight.
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- You still looking for a job?
- Nah.
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So, you have to, like, work the whole trip?
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No. No, no. I was able to take the week,
like, completely free.
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- I wanna be here. I wanna be like...
- Great.
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You know, I wanna be present.
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- Good, man. Excellent.
- Yeah.
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You still, like, sellin' shit online?
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I mean,
I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay.
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- I do, like, digital ad sales. Yeah.
- Okay.
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So, you know, when you see, like,
an ad banner online?
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Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit.
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Hey, come on.
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No, no. No, I just mean, like,
everybody hates that shit, you know.
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- Do they?
- Mm, yeah.
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- Well, that's what I do. That's my job.
- It's cool, man.
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- I sell those. Okay.
- It's cool. It's cool, dude.
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You're making the world go around. It's fine.
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- Yeah.
- That's not your fault.
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You're just, like,
part of a fucked-up system.
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I mean, without online ads, actually,
a lot of the websites...
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that you visit for free
wouldn't be able to exist.
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It's kind of like
the lifeblood of the Internet.
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- Hey, dude, dude.
- Yeah.
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I think they want us to pay attention.
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Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like,
finish the story.
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Yeah, yeah. No. It's just...
It's just kind of rude, man.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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- Just trying to do their jobs.
- To fasten your seatbelt...
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insert the metal end into the...
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This is a security announcement.
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Please maintain control of your
personal belongings at all time.
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Hey, are you okay?
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Uh, yeah. I don't know.
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Oh. There's our guy.
Yo. Dude.
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- What's up? That's us.
- Hey.
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Kaplans.
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What you looking at?
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I don't know. It's stupid. I don't...
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I think I'm already homesick.
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I don't know. It's just Abe.
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He's, like, obsessed with buildings now.
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He wants to know
the height of every skyscraper.
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It's kind of, like, all-encompassing.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Let me see it?
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Yeah. Yeah, sure.
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That's right. And then how many floors
is the Empire State Building?
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103.
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Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?
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112. But the balcony is on the 100.
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Yes!
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How many floors is the Empire State Building?
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103.
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Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?
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112.
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- You packed pajamas?
- Yeah, of course I did.
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- Two pairs.
- Really? But really?
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- You mean like the whole, like...
- You wanna borrow some?
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what, Victorian nightgown
with the slippers and the cap?
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No, man. I don't think I even own that.
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Hi. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel.
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Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in.
We're with the Heritage Tour.
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Kaplan, Benjamin and David.
I have our passports here.
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- Yes, of course. Welcome.
- Thank you.
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You're the final ones to arrive.
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And I think I have a package for you.
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- It's been sitting here for many days...
- That's for me, actually.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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You're on the fifth floor, and there's
a group meeting in 30 minutes.
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- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Great. Thank you. Fifth floor? Thanks.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, it's the weed. I told you.
It's like, really good stuff.
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I got it from Todd.
This fucking barber in Ithaca.
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Wait. You mailed yourself weed?
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No, man. I mailed us weed.
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Are you... I thought you were,
like, taking it through the airport.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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Did you not see how nervous I was?
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No, I did. I just thought that was you.
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I'm so fuckin' happy
to be here with you right now.
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Me too.
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Oh, God.
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All right. We got a half an hour.
I'm gonna have to shower.
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Good idea.
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Sweet! Closet.
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Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot.
You have super nice feet.
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- Do I?
- Yeah...
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and they've aged really well too.
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Toes are mad straight. It's nice.
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Okay. Thank you.
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No weird feet knuckles
or stray hairs or anything. Very classy.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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That's interesting.
I never really evaluated them, I guess.
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You never evaluated your own feet?
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- No.
- Come on, dude. They're graceful as fuck.
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Look at 'em.
They remind me of Grandma's feet.
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You remember Grandma's feet?
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'Course I remember Grandma's feet.
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She always wore those
pink plastic fuckin' sandals from Target.
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- She used to strut that shit all over town.
- Really?
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- You know, sometimes I look at you.
- Yeah?
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I see her.
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I look like an old Jewish woman?
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No, man, you look wise.
And I don't know, it's beautiful.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thanks. All right. All right.
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- I'm gonna shower, okay?
- Cool.
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- Yeah.
- Mind if I shower first?
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No, sure.
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Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone?
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Yeah, sure. For what?
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Just 'cause I like to
listen to music in the shower.
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Don't you have a phone?
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Yeah, but it doesn't play music.
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Yeah, sure. Here you go.
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- Sweet.
- Yeah.
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Shower time.
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- Hi. Sorry. Let me guess. David and Benjamin?
- Hi.
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- Hi, yeah. You're James?
- Yeah.
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- Hi, yes. I am James. Hi.
- Hey. How's it going?
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- Hi. Benji.
- Yeah.
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- You're Benji? Okay, hi.
- Benji. Yeah. Benji. It's Benji.
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Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you.
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I just thought I should intercept...
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- in case you weren't sure where we were.
- Thanks.
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So, it's a nice, small group.
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- Should be intimate, you know.
- Nice. Great.
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- Success, everybody, found them.
- Hi.
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This is David and Benji.
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Welcome.
- Sit down. Take a seat, please. Yeah.
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Nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.
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So, I won't ramble on for too long,
but a word about myself.
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Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me
by the end of the week.
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So my name is James, as you know.
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I will be your British tour guide
through Poland.
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I was a scholar of
Eastern European studies at Oxford.
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I'm not myself Jewish...
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but I'm completely obsessed...
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with this whole part of the world,
and in particular the Jewish experience...
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which I find to be...
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fascinating and complex
and, at times, tragic...
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but ultimately beautiful.
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So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James.
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Who wants to go next?
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Okay, I'll be brave. Ha!
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Hi. I'm Marcia Kramer.
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I'm originally from Brooklyn with...
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two regrettable decades in Los Angeles,
and I've just moved back to New York...
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after a divorce.
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Sorry, if I'm oversharing...
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but I found that I was turning into
the kind of...
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woman I detested.
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Just like a lady who lunches basically,
you know?
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Oof.
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My mother survived the camps and...
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she never talked about it. Ever.
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So, I'm here to honor her.
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Okay, that's me. You go. Who's next?
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Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder.
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Hello.
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We're boring.
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Recently retired from Shaker Heights.
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Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin.
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But they left way before the war.
Turn of the century.
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We were Mayflower Jews.
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Was always my little joke.
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- Yeah. Funny.
- Hi.
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I'm Eloge.
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As you might have guessed,
I was not born Jewish.
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I guess you won't be
the only one on this trip, James.
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Happy for the company, Eloge.
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Happy for the company.
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But I did convert to Judaism,
around 10 years ago.
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I'm actually African-born, Rwandan.
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And to answer the question...
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maybe you are thinking of asking,
I-I am a survivor of the genocide.
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Oh, snap.
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Sorry. No, I just meant...
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No, that's like...
I meant that in a good way. Like...
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I don't know if you're familiar with "snap."
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It's like, "Oh, shit."
"Oh, wow." "Holy..." You know...
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I'm just interested in people
from other places. It's like...
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I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- No. No, no, no.
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I'm very happy
when people are interested in my country.
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- Oh.
- Sweet.
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- What's your name?
- Benji.
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- Benji, I'm an open book.
- Oh, rad.
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So my mother and I survived the genocide.
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And I moved to Winnipeg
with her life savings...
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- sewn into the inside of my jacket...
- Jesus. Fuck.
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And, in Winnipeg, I found a connection there
with a Jewish community.
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Yeah, well, naturally.
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Yes, naturally, Benji.
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And, when I learned about the Jewish story...
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I felt at peace
for the first time since the war.
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And the more I learn,
and the more people I meet...
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wonderful people such as yourselves...
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the more I know I made the right decision.
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Wow.
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Well, I didn't expect to be crying
before the tour started.
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- Wow. That's extraordinary.
- Wow.
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- Thank you so much for that, Eloge.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.
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- Well, who the hell wants to follow that?
- Yeah.
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Okay, shit. I guess I'll go.
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So, Davers and I are cousins. We've...
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Actually, we were born three weeks apart...
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- which is kinda nuts.
- Yes.
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A zloty for anyone
who can guess which one of us is older.
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Me!
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Our dads are brothers.
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We're basically brothers, too,
wouldn't you say, Dave?
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We used to be joined at the hip.
Like feckin Katie and Eilish.
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- Remember them?
- Yeah. Don't say that.
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But, our grandma, Dory...
Grandma Dory, she was from here.
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And we've always wanted to...
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see where she came from
and see the house that she grew up in.
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Yeah, that's actually why
we're leaving the tour a day early.
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- Benji insisted on seeing her little town.
- Yeah. 'Course, yeah.
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- They were... They were super close.
- We have to.
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Yeah. I mean,
she was the fucking coolest, right?
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Well, now I've just been, like...
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in a real funk, I guess, since she died.
Just haven't...
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Yeah. Sorry. She was just
my favorite person in the world.
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You know, it's, it's good to remember.
That's why we're here, in a way. So...
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Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that.
329
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So...
Yeah, it's okay.
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Just to, like, just keep things
on track, though. Like...
331
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- Yeah.
- Sorry. When she died...
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she left some money in her will
for me and Benji to come here, so...
333
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,626
Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy.
334
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He never has time. He's got this, like,
high-pressure job selling...
335
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- fucking ad banners to the Internet.
- Yo, come on, man.
336
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But he knew I was in
a real shit place recently, so he...
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swooped in and dropped everything
and arranged for us to join this...
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geriatric Polish tour with you fine people.
339
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Hey.
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Okay, if everyone could gather over here
just for a moment, please?
341
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No rush.
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I always like to start my tours here
at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial.
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And that's because this is a monument
that celebrates the Jewish heroes...
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who fought back against the Nazis.
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In a couple of days, I will be taking us
to a concentration camp...
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so I think it's important
to immediately dispel the myth...
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that these were a people
who were led like lambs to the slaughter.
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Now, it may seem obvious,
but a word of warnin'...
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this will be a tour about pain.
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Of course, it will.
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Pain and suffering and loss,
there's no getting around that...
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but I think it's important
that it's also a tour...
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that celebrates a people.
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A most resilient people.
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All right.
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So, that's that one then.
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This city has
an incredibly unfortunate history.
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It's often called the Phoenix City...
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because it's risen from the ashes
so many times.
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Functionality of this Soviet-style
architecture, you know, can be polarizing.
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It's not to everyone's...
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And again, you'll notice
that austere style...
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which sprung up in the wake of World War II.
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Look at this shit.
365
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,293
We'd probably live here
if the war didn't happen.
366
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Isn't that fucking crazy to think about?
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00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,043
Seriously, like,
we think of ourselves as these, like...
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very American creations, you know?
And I guess that we are.
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I guess, that's, like,
the essence of America...
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people created from other cultures.
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00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,210
But, like, in some parallel, black hole
universe, you and I are Polish...
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and we probably got, like, long beards
and we can't shake hands with women.
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00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,835
Yeah, that's funny.
You know, every time I see, like...
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one of those Hasidic guys on the street,
I always just think, like...
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"There but for the grace of no God go I."
You know?
376
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,043
What?
377
00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,210
Oh, nothing. It's just, like,
a dumb joke that...
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00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,460
- Yeah.
- Well, that's cool, man.
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00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:40,376
- Shit, look at her.
- Who?
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00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:41,710
That woman, Marcia.
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00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,585
She's walkin' alone.
We should go talk to her.
382
00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:45,585
We just met her.
383
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:49,001
Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness
behind her eyes, you know?
384
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:50,126
She does?
385
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:51,293
Yeah. You didn't notice that?
386
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,501
During the introductions? No. I...
387
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,918
I think we should check on her.
388
00:18:55,085 --> 00:18:56,335
Benji, maybe she wants to be alone.
389
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,293
No one wants to be alone, Dave.
Okay, I'm gonna go check it out.
390
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,085
Hey. Why are you walking alone?
Are you a big fucking loser?
391
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,835
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You look like an interesting person.
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00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,918
- Sorry.
- Okay.
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00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,585
This is one of the most
well-preserved sections...
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of the Warsaw Ghetto
and was part of the wall...
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from November 1940 to November 1942.
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And, as we traverse the city,
you'll actually notice the fact that...
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Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go.
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Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge.
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Marcia, hydrate.
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00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:43,751
Okay. Ready to go?
401
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:45,585
What we waitin' on?
402
00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,626
New Delhi has no delis in it.
Where are the knishes?
403
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:57,335
Oh, it was the airport,
but it wasn't new, it was old.
404
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,960
Yo!
405
00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,126
Hey.
406
00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,418
Come on in.
407
00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:06,293
Thanks.
408
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,043
- Thanks?
- Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this.
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00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,210
I don't know if you were gonna...
410
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,043
- yeah, sit over there.
- No, man.
411
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,668
So, what was going on with that woman?
412
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:16,043
What do you mean?
413
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The woman with, like,
the "sadness in her eyes."
414
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,126
- Marcia.
- Yeah. Is she all right?
415
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:22,585
- She's in a really weird place right now.
- Really?
416
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,918
- She told you that?
- Yeah.
417
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,335
I guess she thinks that I can relate
since we've both lost people.
418
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:27,668
Yeah. You mean our grandma?
419
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,210
Yeah. She's just, like,
super fucking stressed right now...
420
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:33,293
because her husband left her last May,
like, totally out of the blue.
421
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,293
Jesus.
422
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,335
She's seeing this new guy, Darren,
which you'd think she'd be happy about...
423
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:39,085
but he sounds like a total fucking douchebag.
424
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,293
Really? How?
425
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:43,710
I don't know, man.
426
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,335
I don't think we should be talking about her
behind her back.
427
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,751
- Okay. I was just... I was just asking.
- I know.
428
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,293
But... still.
429
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,668
Weird soup, right?
430
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,001
I fucking love it.
431
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,210
When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising...
432
00:21:03,376 --> 00:21:06,251
I think the most bizarre
and harrowing aspect...
433
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:08,626
is not the German crushing
of the rebellion...
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but the part that the Russians played in it.
435
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:14,293
You see, the Russians and the Poles
were supposedly allies.
436
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,793
Brothers in arms fighting
against a common enemy.
437
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,501
I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs.
438
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,126
Please don't hesitate
to ask me any questions.
439
00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,001
Always happy to fill you in...
440
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:25,751
- You like that guy?
- Yeah.
441
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,793
Hey, Eloge, when you're done...
442
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,543
sorry, could you get a picture
of me and Dave...
443
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,293
- posing with the guys?
- Yeah, of course.
444
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,251
- Thank you, man.
- Sorry, what?
445
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,835
We should pose with the guys.
It'll be hysterical.
446
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:38,668
Doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or...
447
00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:40,626
Fuck is that disrespectful?
We're on their side.
448
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,085
Fightin' the fucking Russkies and the Krauts.
449
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:43,793
- Come on.
- I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't...
450
00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:45,585
I don't really know if we should.
451
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:48,626
Can you just get a picture of me, then,
fighting with my Polish brethren?
452
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,043
Yeah.
453
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,626
Gentlemen, I'm goin' in.
454
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,085
No, that's the leaves.
455
00:21:54,585 --> 00:21:57,001
Sorry, I'm late.
Got a war to win, or to lose, probably.
456
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,710
That's really... You look great, Benji.
457
00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,543
- Got some good shots.
- Does it look real?
458
00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:04,001
Well, they're twice the size of you
and metal.
459
00:22:04,168 --> 00:22:05,501
So, you know, no.
460
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:07,085
I need some help. You wanna come up here?
461
00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,710
No, I'm good. I'm good. Really.
462
00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:10,793
Eloge! You gonna enlist?
463
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,835
I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you.
464
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,335
Okay, well, then you can be a medic
or something. These people need help.
465
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,585
- This is so silly.
- I know.
466
00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:19,335
Come on. Your mom will love the pictures.
467
00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,335
- Can you take my picture for me, please?
- Come on.
468
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:23,918
Hey, Marcia.
469
00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:25,626
- Just one.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
470
00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,543
That's what I'm talkin' about.
471
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,960
So, you're the medic,
you gotta patch up this guy's leg.
472
00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:31,460
- Okay.
- He's in a lot of pain.
473
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,001
- Okay.
- He really needs you.
474
00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,043
Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him.
475
00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,710
Don't worry. I'm here to help.
476
00:22:36,876 --> 00:22:38,001
You're taking such good care.
477
00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:39,626
We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here.
478
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:40,918
Dave, you gettin' all this?
479
00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:42,376
- Yeah, I got it.
- Is it funny?
480
00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:44,085
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.
481
00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:46,585
You sure you don't wanna come up here?
We could use the manpower.
482
00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:49,585
No, that's okay. I'll just...
You know, I'll watch from central command.
483
00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:50,751
Central...
484
00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:52,460
Central command. That's a good one, Dave.
485
00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:53,626
Can I join up?
486
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,876
General Marcus.
We're honored to have you, sir.
487
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,043
- At ease.
- Marcia.
488
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,251
- Okay. Thank you.
- Get on up here!
489
00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,960
- Marcia, I need more supplies.
- Yeah. Wanna be a medic too?
490
00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:04,043
No, I don't wanna be a medic.
Don't I have a gun or something?
491
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,585
Fuckin' A. Look at you.
492
00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,626
Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Thank you, David.
493
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:10,126
- No, sure. No problem.
- Are you sure don't wanna go up there?
494
00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,751
No, it's fine.
I got some good shots earlier...
495
00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:12,835
when it was, like, empty.
496
00:23:13,251 --> 00:23:17,043
Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner
from the RAF, old chap.
497
00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:18,210
I'm coming!
498
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,543
Gonna be dropped out of the plane.
499
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:23,751
Or are you the actual plane?
500
00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:25,126
I guess I am the plane.
501
00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,210
Then you're a plane.
502
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:30,960
Okay, Dave, you ready?
503
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:32,293
Okay, everybody, pick a pose and freeze.
504
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,376
You gettin' this, Dave?
My arm's gettin' pretty tired.
505
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:48,960
Yeah. It's my last phone. One second.
506
00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:50,293
Okay. Okay, I got it.
507
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,710
Okay, stand down, men.
508
00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:53,418
We were all very brave.
Unfortunately, we all...
509
00:23:53,585 --> 00:23:55,751
A whole elaborate story unfolding there.
510
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:56,918
My knees.
511
00:23:57,085 --> 00:23:58,626
Thank you so much, man.
That was a lot of fun.
512
00:23:58,793 --> 00:23:59,793
- Thanks.
- No problem. No, it was, like...
513
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,335
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.
514
00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:07,043
You are? Okay. Well, let me know
if you need any help with...
515
00:24:07,418 --> 00:24:09,043
- any recommendations...
- Nice.
516
00:24:14,126 --> 00:24:15,501
All right, well done, everyone.
517
00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:17,585
It's fantastic.
518
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,668
This is us. Good night, you freaks.
519
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,835
- Night.
- Night.
520
00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:24,085
Long day tomorrow.
521
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,501
- Hey, Dave?
- Yep.
522
00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:33,126
Come meet me in the bathroom for a second.
523
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:34,918
What? Why?
524
00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:39,001
- Hi.
- Hey.
525
00:24:39,168 --> 00:24:41,210
So, um, why are we in here?
526
00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:46,335
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much
for being here with me.
527
00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:49,668
I know that it's tough for you to
take time off work and to leave your boy...
528
00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:52,585
but I really needed this, man.
529
00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:53,918
- Really?
- Yeah.
530
00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:56,085
Well, that's, that's great, man.
531
00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:59,126
I'm, like, just happy to see you happy.
532
00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,251
I know it's been, like,
such a tough few months for you, so I...
533
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,793
I also want to say that I know
you're not the most comfortable person...
534
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,918
with groups and people
and social shit like that.
535
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:08,085
- I'm not?
- No.
536
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:12,168
But it's amazing that you're here,
putting yourself out there so boldly for me.
537
00:25:13,668 --> 00:25:15,376
- Well, thank you, man.
- Let's go smoke a joint.
538
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,793
Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit.
539
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,960
What do you mean?
540
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,335
How the fuck are we supposed
to smoke a joint in here?
541
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:27,376
They fuckin' locked the windows.
It's like a goddamn police state.
542
00:25:27,543 --> 00:25:30,251
Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash.
We've been up for, like, 24 hours.
543
00:25:30,418 --> 00:25:32,085
Don't. Don't tell me
you're gonna sleep on me.
544
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:33,835
This is our first night together
in fuckin' years.
545
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,460
I don't know. I'm exhausted.
I haven't showered.
546
00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:37,626
You're exhausted?
Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep.
547
00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,543
Is it the kind that helps you sleep?
548
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,543
- No, it's the other kind.
- Come on.
549
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:42,918
- Dude.
- What?
550
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,043
Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face.
551
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,085
Like, floss your butt. Do whatever it is
you gotta do to feel like you.
552
00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:50,585
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint...
553
00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,376
and we'll go to the roof. Okay?
554
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,001
Okay. Where are ya?
555
00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,626
I don't know. Maybe they don't make their
roof accessible for American assholes...
556
00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:07,960
trying to smoke weed?
557
00:26:08,126 --> 00:26:09,960
I think this might be it. Think this is it?
558
00:26:10,251 --> 00:26:12,043
I think there's a big fucking alarm
that's gonna go off.
559
00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:14,460
So? If it goes off,
we just say we don't speak Polish.
560
00:26:14,626 --> 00:26:15,626
Which happens to be true.
561
00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,001
I think... I don't know, man.
562
00:26:18,168 --> 00:26:19,626
I think we should probably just go back down.
563
00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:21,585
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
564
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:25,001
Yeah. I don't feel right about this.
565
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,376
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
566
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,168
Yeah. If you're not feeling good about it,
let's not do it.
567
00:26:30,335 --> 00:26:31,668
Sorry. I don't know. That's lame, I guess.
568
00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:33,835
- No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just...
- Benji!
569
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:48,543
Hustle. We're almost there.
570
00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:59,210
Yeah. There's my guy.
571
00:26:59,876 --> 00:27:00,876
How you feeling, dude?
572
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,460
I feel okay.
573
00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:04,210
Feel okay.
574
00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:06,418
- David.
- Yeah?
575
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,585
How are you feeling, man?
576
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,126
- No, I feel good.
- Yeah?
577
00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:10,335
Yeah. I feel good.
578
00:27:11,085 --> 00:27:12,168
You just needed a little drugs
in your system. That's all.
579
00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:13,335
- Really?
- Yeah.
580
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,460
- That's all I was missing, huh?
- That's all you were missin'.
581
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:16,626
- There you go.
- That's it.
582
00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,168
You...
583
00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:21,918
are like an awesome guy...
584
00:27:22,085 --> 00:27:24,335
stuck inside the body of somebody
who's always running late.
585
00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:27,085
I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you...
586
00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:28,668
every time I see you.
587
00:27:28,835 --> 00:27:30,710
Thank you, I think.
588
00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:32,793
You know, dude, when I think
about the two of us, man...
589
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Yeah?
590
00:27:34,418 --> 00:27:36,251
I think of us walking around New York
all night...
591
00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:38,043
trying to stay up until morning.
592
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,751
- You always did.
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:27:40,918 --> 00:27:43,251
- Yeah.
- And you always passed out halfway through.
594
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,251
We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge...
595
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:49,835
and you would conk out
on a bench in Chinatown.
596
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,168
Yeah, I know.
597
00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:54,293
You're kind of a lightweight.
598
00:28:18,293 --> 00:28:19,293
Dave?
599
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,043
Yo.
600
00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,085
Sorry I called you a lightweight.
601
00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:27,793
That's okay.
602
00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:30,085
I'm sorry I would always fall asleep.
603
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,835
Nah, man.
604
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,918
You had, like, a job and a wife.
605
00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:36,835
You'd been awake all day...
606
00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:38,626
doing important shit.
607
00:28:39,335 --> 00:28:41,168
I didn't really have anything going on.
608
00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:45,835
I didn't care that you fell asleep, man.
I was just glad you were there.
609
00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:25,001
- What did he say?
- Just absolutely despising.
610
00:29:25,168 --> 00:29:26,543
- Really?
- Yeah. That was a bit of a disaster...
611
00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:27,835
if you ask me, but...
612
00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:29,001
That's really funny.
613
00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:30,751
Benji.
614
00:29:31,751 --> 00:29:34,210
We gotta go. The train's in an hour, okay?
615
00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:40,376
Sorry we're a little late.
616
00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:43,376
Yeah, Dave woke me up
literally two minutes ago.
617
00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:44,543
All right.
618
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,460
Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on.
619
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:01,251
I really appreciate it.
620
00:30:01,418 --> 00:30:02,668
You're okay?
621
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,210
I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry.
622
00:30:07,001 --> 00:30:10,210
Right. Come on, everyone.
Gotta get right to the end of the platform.
623
00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:14,585
Okay, everyone,
so, part of our tour package...
624
00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:16,876
included these first-class tickets.
625
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,918
Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming.
626
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,585
We gotta get right to the end, everyone.
627
00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:23,043
I like a first-class ticket.
628
00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:24,793
Love the exchange rate.
629
00:30:25,668 --> 00:30:26,668
Excuse me.
630
00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:36,210
Now, if you've got time
we could swing by Underground Lublin.
631
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960
It is fascinating.
632
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,668
I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally.
633
00:30:40,168 --> 00:30:42,418
The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate,
you know...
634
00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:44,210
Is the gate still accessible?
635
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,210
- Yo, dude, I think we should move.
- What?
636
00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,293
I think we should move to another train car.
637
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:49,460
What do you mean?
638
00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,501
You don't feel weird
being in a first-class car?
639
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,585
- No. We paid for it.
- No?
640
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:54,960
It's not hurting anybody, no.
641
00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:58,251
Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland.
Fucking think about it.
642
00:30:58,418 --> 00:30:59,918
- I am. I'm...
- Benji?
643
00:31:00,085 --> 00:31:01,043
- Benji.
- Yeah?
644
00:31:01,210 --> 00:31:02,376
You all right up there?
645
00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:03,751
- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.
646
00:31:03,918 --> 00:31:05,710
- Sorry.
- Yeah, no. No worries.
647
00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:07,710
I mean, you know, it's, to be fair,
fascinating...
648
00:31:07,876 --> 00:31:09,376
- No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry.
- Okay.
649
00:31:09,543 --> 00:31:12,460
I just... Does any...
Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now?
650
00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,043
Feeling what?
651
00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:18,001
Like this creepy feeling that, like,
you know, we're, like, royalty on this train?
652
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,876
I mean, does no one else see the irony here?
653
00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:21,710
- Jesus. Benji, come on, man.
- Like eating fancy food...
654
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:23,960
and sitting up here, when 80 years ago...
655
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:26,710
we would've been herded into the backs
of these fucking things like cattle.
656
00:31:26,876 --> 00:31:28,001
- God.
- Okay, Benji...
657
00:31:28,168 --> 00:31:30,210
I don't think anybody here
wants to hear that right now.
658
00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:32,126
Okay, why not?
Why doesn't anyone want to hear it?
659
00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,960
- Because it's depressing, man.
- Depressing?
660
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,001
Okay, look. That's okay. You're raising
an interesting sensitivity here.
661
00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,085
It does sometimes come up on these tours.
662
00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,668
You're staying in fancy hotels...
663
00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,168
eating posh food, and at the same time...
664
00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:44,501
you're looking back
at the horrors of your family history.
665
00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:48,543
It can conjure up confusing feelings
of discomfort and discordance...
666
00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,543
and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know.
667
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,876
You're comparing your own life...
668
00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:54,043
I don't feel guilt.
669
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:56,251
- No. Nor should you, Mark.
- Why would I feel guilt?
670
00:31:56,418 --> 00:31:58,001
No, I'm not saying that you
have to feel guilt. I'm just saying that...
671
00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,085
Well, because our lives
are so fucking pampered and privileged.
672
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:03,543
Like, we completely cut ourselves off
from anyone else's true pain.
673
00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:06,710
Like the actual fuckin' experience
of being shoved in a train car...
674
00:32:06,876 --> 00:32:08,585
- your fuckin' head bashed in.
- Jesus, Benji.
675
00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:09,793
- So, what are we supposed to do about that?
- Mark. Mark, Mark, please.
676
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,668
Fuckin' acknowledge it, man.
Like, try to feel it in some way.
677
00:32:12,835 --> 00:32:15,043
- Why are you doing this?
- Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel.
678
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,668
Okay. Why is that, like, important now?
679
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:20,085
Oh, man, you used to feel everything, man.
680
00:32:20,251 --> 00:32:23,001
He was such an anxious,
adorable fucking kid, man.
681
00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:24,710
- Jesus, Benji.
- We went to Jewy sleep-away camp together.
682
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,585
- Come on, man.
- He cried the whole first week.
683
00:32:26,751 --> 00:32:28,876
The whole fucking first week
'cause he was homesick.
684
00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:30,418
- Jesus.
- I used to have to hug him to sleep...
685
00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,710
and talk about his sweet fuckin' mom
to calm him down and shit.
686
00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:33,960
- Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck?
- Now look at him.
687
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,168
He's like all put together
and comfortable and shit.
688
00:32:36,335 --> 00:32:39,210
Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro
into submission.
689
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,835
It's mad impressive.
You're all mad impressive.
690
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,126
But you know what?
691
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,835
I'm gonna go
to the back of the train now, okay?
692
00:32:44,543 --> 00:32:46,376
I don't think you'll find much suffering
back there either.
693
00:32:46,543 --> 00:32:47,751
Stop it. Please.
694
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,418
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
695
00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:56,293
Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable
for everyone.
696
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,460
Obviously, there are...
697
00:32:58,168 --> 00:33:00,418
triggers along the way with this tour.
698
00:33:00,585 --> 00:33:02,835
I must say the train is not normally
one of them, but...
699
00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:05,543
James, I should probably head back there.
700
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:07,835
I don't know. I should at least, like,
bring him his food or something.
701
00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:09,793
Of course. Yeah.
You know where we're gettin' off?
702
00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:13,168
Yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny?
I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it.
703
00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:14,418
No. It's very close.
704
00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:15,501
- Yeah, it's... All right. Good luck.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.
705
00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:16,751
Sorry, everybody.
706
00:33:17,835 --> 00:33:18,835
Okay.
707
00:33:46,293 --> 00:33:47,710
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
708
00:33:48,585 --> 00:33:49,585
Thanks.
709
00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,626
Are you okay?
710
00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,668
Everyone just wants
to have a fucking joyride, you know?
711
00:33:56,876 --> 00:33:58,418
No. What do you mean?
712
00:33:59,668 --> 00:34:01,835
People can't walk around the world being...
713
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,543
happy all the time.
714
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,293
It's okay, man.
715
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,960
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
716
00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:42,335
Did I fall asleep?
717
00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:44,376
- Yeah, you did.
- Shit.
718
00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,251
Shit! We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.
719
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,918
All right, I guess everybody's waiting
in front for us.
720
00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:59,876
Mm-hmm. Maybe.
721
00:35:00,043 --> 00:35:01,043
- Hey, duder?
- Yeah?
722
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,168
Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude.
723
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:05,210
Sorry, what?
724
00:35:05,376 --> 00:35:06,376
Yeah.
725
00:35:08,293 --> 00:35:10,460
Shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik?
726
00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,626
- Yeah, Kraśnik.
- We were supposed to get off at Lublin.
727
00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:15,543
No, I know. Yeah.
You were out pretty fucking cold, dude.
728
00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:17,418
Sorry. You mean, we passed Lublin already?
729
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,585
Like, a while ago.
730
00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:19,918
And you didn't wake me up?
731
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:22,210
- You were having such a good nap, dude.
- Jesus Christ!
732
00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:23,918
- We are on a tour group with people.
- You were, like... I'm sorry.
733
00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:25,043
Yeah, I know. I just didn't have
the heart to wake you up, man.
734
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,001
You have, like,
the most fucked-up sense of priorities.
735
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,918
Do you know that?
Do you know that?
736
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,168
Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay?
737
00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,585
- How could I not get mad at you?
- Because I was, like...
738
00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:33,335
- staring at you while you were sleeping...
- Yeah.
739
00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:34,543
and people were lookin' at you.
740
00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:36,001
And some people
were fucking laughing at you...
741
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,335
'cause you were snoring
all weird and loud and shit.
742
00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:40,293
But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that."
743
00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,251
This is my cousin Davey.
I'm not ashamed of him.
744
00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:44,376
This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown.
745
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:47,043
This is the guy I used to have all to myself.
I just couldn't wake you, man.
746
00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:51,585
- All right. All right, so what do we do now?
- Yeah.
747
00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:52,918
- Got that shit worked out, dude.
- Did you?
748
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,126
Yeah. While you were sleepin'.
749
00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:55,418
Okay.
750
00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:57,376
So, we just get on a train
going in the opposite direction.
751
00:35:57,543 --> 00:35:58,668
- Yeah, okay.
- And we don't even have to pay for tickets.
752
00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:00,085
We just avoid the conductor
until we get there.
753
00:36:00,251 --> 00:36:02,460
I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate.
It's fucking foolproof.
754
00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:03,710
- This might be us, dude.
- Really?
755
00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:05,335
- Run! Run, run, run.
- Great.
756
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:11,001
Yo, we should just buy tickets
like normal people.
757
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,460
There's no time. Come on.
758
00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:14,376
Shit.
759
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,043
Dude.
760
00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:20,043
We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
761
00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:21,960
The conductor's gonna come through
taking tickets.
762
00:36:22,126 --> 00:36:23,501
- We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
- The bathroom? Okay.
763
00:36:23,668 --> 00:36:24,668
He gets to the back of the train...
764
00:36:24,835 --> 00:36:26,460
he's gonna start heading towards
the front looking for stragglers.
765
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:27,751
- Sorry. We're the stragglers?
- Yeah.
766
00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:28,918
By the time he gets to the front...
767
00:36:29,085 --> 00:36:30,251
the train's gonna be in the station
and we're home free.
768
00:36:30,418 --> 00:36:31,418
This is so fucking stupid.
769
00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:33,335
Man, what's stupid
is the corporatization of travel.
770
00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:35,043
Ensuring that the rich
move around the world...
771
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:38,168
propagate their elitist loins,
while the poor stay cut off from society.
772
00:36:38,335 --> 00:36:40,668
That's great. We can argue Marxism
while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
773
00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:42,001
Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
774
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,001
This is ridiculous.
Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks.
775
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,168
It's the principle of paying.
776
00:36:45,335 --> 00:36:47,376
We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets
in Poland. This is our country.
777
00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:48,626
No, it's not. It was our country.
778
00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,210
They kicked us out
'cause they thought we were cheap.
779
00:36:53,501 --> 00:36:55,543
Okay, this is it.
Stay calm. Act natural.
780
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:56,751
Yeah.
781
00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:00,918
Hi. Just bathroom.
782
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,210
Me and cousin go to just bathroom.
783
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:04,501
- Bathrooms on either side.
- With thanks.
784
00:37:04,668 --> 00:37:05,751
- Sorry.
- Thank you.
785
00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,668
And we have our tickets. We just...
786
00:37:09,543 --> 00:37:11,335
Jesus Christ.
My heart is in my fucking throat.
787
00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:12,710
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
788
00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,501
We're not out of the woods yet, though.
We gotta get to the front...
789
00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:16,126
and take shelter
until we get to our stop. Okay?
790
00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:17,293
- Okay.
- Ready?
791
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,460
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
792
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,376
- Here, here.
- What? Yeah.
793
00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:38,876
We made it.
794
00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:40,335
Don't fall asleep on me again, brother.
795
00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:41,501
I won't.
796
00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:47,210
Hey, Benji.
797
00:37:47,376 --> 00:37:48,376
Yeah?
798
00:37:48,751 --> 00:37:50,043
We're in first class.
799
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,585
Yeah, but we fucking earned it.
800
00:38:02,585 --> 00:38:04,001
Hey, should we stop and get some lunch?
801
00:38:04,168 --> 00:38:05,293
- No.
- Okay.
802
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,168
Hi. Sorry.
803
00:38:10,335 --> 00:38:12,543
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
Dave fell asleep.
804
00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:13,710
Yeah.
What?
805
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,001
- Hi, there.
- We got your bags.
806
00:38:17,168 --> 00:38:18,668
That's so nice of you. I'm so sorry.
807
00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:20,251
Yeah, he just...
He needed to sleepy sleep.
808
00:38:20,418 --> 00:38:22,251
- Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag.
- You need some help.
809
00:38:22,418 --> 00:38:23,626
- Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel.
- He got sleepy.
810
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:25,501
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah, yeah. All good. I'm really sorry.
811
00:38:25,668 --> 00:38:28,418
Yeah. It was actually really quick
once we were able to get on the other...
812
00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:35,043
...and importance of the Jewish contribution.
813
00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:37,501
Lublin has such a rich Jewish history.
814
00:38:37,668 --> 00:38:40,668
It was actually known, for a time,
as the Jewish Oxford.
815
00:38:40,835 --> 00:38:44,501
It was diverse,
both culturally and intellectually.
816
00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:47,376
This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz...
817
00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,710
of the Seer of Lublin...
818
00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:53,960
of Isaac Bashevis Singer,
merchants, writers, poets.
819
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,501
So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah?
820
00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:02,168
Yes. Yes, you could say that.
821
00:39:02,335 --> 00:39:04,001
It's amazing to me.
822
00:39:04,168 --> 00:39:05,626
- Is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
823
00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,626
So, you, like, do all the customs
and everything?
824
00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:09,960
No, no, not all. No.
825
00:39:10,126 --> 00:39:11,710
But I do like to keep Shabbat.
826
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,960
No matter what's going on with my life...
827
00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:16,918
once a week, I get to...
828
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:20,460
slow down and take my rest seriously.
829
00:39:22,251 --> 00:39:23,376
And you?
830
00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:24,626
No. Me? No, no.
831
00:39:24,793 --> 00:39:27,001
I mean, the whole thing
always seemed like a little...
832
00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:30,668
I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical
and archaic to me.
833
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,668
I mean, no offense, obviously.
834
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:36,210
I think it would really benefit you.
835
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:39,376
You mean, like, benefit everybody
or, like, me specifically?
836
00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:40,918
You specifically.
837
00:39:42,376 --> 00:39:43,376
Benji.
838
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,668
- Yo.
- Yo!
839
00:39:47,043 --> 00:39:48,960
I was thinking about what you said...
840
00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:52,168
on the train about understanding suffering.
841
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,168
It really stirred me.
842
00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:57,085
Yo, seriously, Marcia?
843
00:39:57,251 --> 00:39:58,960
- Yeah.
- Dope.
844
00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:02,710
Last year,
my daughter married a very rich man.
845
00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:03,960
Fuck.
846
00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:07,251
And she's incapable of having a conversation
with any depth anymore.
847
00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:10,751
Well, yeah, of course. Money is like
fucking heroin for boring people.
848
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:12,793
Well, I don't know what that means...
849
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,543
but it's just so easy
to float through life...
850
00:40:17,168 --> 00:40:19,001
forgetting how lucky we are.
851
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,418
Guys, I'm eavesdropping. Is that okay?
852
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,543
'Course, Eloge, come on in.
853
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:26,251
I want to echo what Marcia was saying
if that's all right?
854
00:40:26,418 --> 00:40:28,001
- Really? Really?
- Of course.
855
00:40:28,168 --> 00:40:31,918
I find myself constantly baffled
by the way the world seems to carry on...
856
00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:34,418
like there aren't a million reasons
to be shocked.
857
00:40:34,918 --> 00:40:36,835
- To be... appalled.
- Exactly.
858
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,626
Yeah. Fuckin' A.
That's exactly what I'm saying, man.
859
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,043
I don't know. I mean, if, like,
we wept for every sad thing in the world...
860
00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:42,210
like, what would that accomplish?
861
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,376
I don't know.
862
00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:45,126
Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen.
863
00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:46,293
Exactly.
864
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:50,876
David, we numb ourselves
to avoid thinking about our impact.
865
00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:54,585
Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse
to enjoy the steak, as it were.
866
00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:55,960
Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy.
867
00:40:56,126 --> 00:40:58,543
No. And I get that. I get all that.
It just seems like maybe there's, like...
868
00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,335
a time and a place to grieve,
and maybe it's not...
869
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,501
- Yo, Dave.
- What?
870
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,001
We're on a fucking Holocaust tour.
871
00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:06,251
If now is not the time and place
to grieve, to open up...
872
00:41:06,751 --> 00:41:08,085
I don't know what to tell you, man.
873
00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:12,376
Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers.
874
00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:15,251
So, here we are...
875
00:41:15,668 --> 00:41:17,460
at the famous Grodzka Gate...
876
00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:20,335
or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate.
877
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:24,751
On the other side of this threshold
was the Jewish Quarter, okay?
878
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,293
Now, as we pass through...
879
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:30,001
I want you to try to imagine
what life was like hundreds of years ago.
880
00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:33,376
Try to avoid conjuring images
of the horrors to come...
881
00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:36,210
and just picture a vibrant city.
882
00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:44,710
The memories of Jewish life are here.
883
00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:48,251
But they're hidden around the city.
884
00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:52,501
And the oldest surviving synagogue
is on the second floor of an office building.
885
00:41:54,293 --> 00:41:57,168
But there are little pieces
of history frozen.
886
00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,918
Peeking out, waiting for us.
887
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,210
A former Yiddish theater.
888
00:42:05,085 --> 00:42:06,251
A yeshiva.
889
00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:09,585
A Jewish-owned brewery.
890
00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:12,793
The Tarbut Hebrew School.
891
00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:16,210
The Community Council of Lublin.
892
00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:18,918
A tailor.
893
00:42:19,876 --> 00:42:21,335
A dry goods store.
894
00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:23,626
A bakery.
895
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:25,876
A bookseller.
896
00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,585
A textile shop.
897
00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:47,710
So, there's some discrepancy
about the founding of the cemetery...
898
00:42:47,876 --> 00:42:50,585
- but most people have it pegged at 1541.
- Wow.
899
00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:51,585
- Can you imagine?
- No.
900
00:42:51,751 --> 00:42:53,335
That's before the founding
of the United States.
901
00:42:53,918 --> 00:42:55,793
That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare.
902
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,335
And the oldest headstone in the whole
of Poland is actually located right here...
903
00:43:00,501 --> 00:43:01,876
- in the cemetery.
- Yes. Kopelman.
904
00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:03,543
Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that?
905
00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:06,085
I read about it this morning.
Don't be too impressed.
906
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,293
- What?
- Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge.
907
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,543
- What's your problem now?
- Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541.
908
00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:11,626
Who cares?
909
00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:13,335
It's quite unassuming, isn't it,
if you don't know what you're looking at?
910
00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:15,085
- Benji, what the fuck?
- It's just...
911
00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,793
It's hard to know
whether the Jewish community was drawn to...
912
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,126
- Lublin because of these local virtues or...
- Benji? Benji?
913
00:43:20,293 --> 00:43:21,793
- Yo, James?
- Shit. Benji?
914
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,210
- Hey, James. Hey, man.
- Benji, Benji, Benji.
915
00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:24,376
- You all right, Benji?
- Hey, look, man...
916
00:43:24,543 --> 00:43:27,501
you're, like, completely knowledgeable
about this shit.
917
00:43:27,668 --> 00:43:29,960
And it's fuckin'... It's impressive, man.
918
00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:32,751
And we all know that now and everything.
But, like...
919
00:43:32,918 --> 00:43:34,793
Like, these are real people, James, you know?
920
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,126
They're not your little factoids
lying under here, okay?
921
00:43:37,293 --> 00:43:38,293
They're not history lessons.
922
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,501
- Benji, Benji, okay.
- Just... Hey, maybe like take a seat.
923
00:43:40,668 --> 00:43:42,585
- Text your wife. Have a sit for a second.
- Sorry if I said something to upset you or...
924
00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:44,960
No. No, no, no. Look, look. You know
your shit. Don't get me wrong.
925
00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:47,376
And, Eloge, you, like, totally
know your shit, but I think it's just...
926
00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:49,126
the constant barrage of stats.
927
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,876
It's making this whole thing feel very...
928
00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:52,626
cold, you know?
929
00:43:55,626 --> 00:43:56,626
Okay.
930
00:43:57,418 --> 00:44:00,960
I'm sorry. Maybe it's just my British tone
or something.
931
00:44:01,126 --> 00:44:02,501
I'm just trying to be honest.
932
00:44:02,668 --> 00:44:04,418
If it helps to have feedback,
that's what I'm doing.
933
00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:07,251
- I think a major problem with your tour...
- Okay.
934
00:44:07,418 --> 00:44:08,793
- Oh, my God.
- If I can just... This is okay?
935
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,126
- This is a free space?
- Okay.
936
00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:13,251
I just think we've been,
like, completely cut off...
937
00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:16,751
from anything that's like,
fucking, like, real, you know?
938
00:44:17,543 --> 00:44:19,335
- It's all real, Benji.
- Is it?
939
00:44:19,501 --> 00:44:21,085
I've only said real things.
I've only said real things.
940
00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:23,418
It's real? Then how come I haven't met
anyone that's actually Polish?
941
00:44:23,585 --> 00:44:25,960
I haven't had any interaction with somebody
who's, like, from here.
942
00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:27,126
- You know what I mean?
- Benji, come on.
943
00:44:27,293 --> 00:44:29,960
We've just been going from one touristy thing
to another touristy thing, you know?
944
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:32,918
Yeah, no, but that sort of is what a tour is,
though, isn't it?
945
00:44:33,085 --> 00:44:34,210
Going from one touristy thing to another.
946
00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:36,210
That's kind of what you signed up for,
isn't it?
947
00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,876
Well, Dave signed up for the tour.
948
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,960
All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry.
949
00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:43,626
Look, man. And you know what?
950
00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:46,751
Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour.
951
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,793
I mean it, man.
Like I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it.
952
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,960
It's totally Dave's speed.
953
00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:53,960
But just, like, chill on the facts
and figures for just a little bit.
954
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,626
I mean, would that be cool?
955
00:44:57,376 --> 00:45:00,418
- No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. Let's tone it down.
- Great.
956
00:45:00,585 --> 00:45:02,751
Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking.
957
00:45:05,293 --> 00:45:08,168
Well, what I was gonna suggest was
we could put a rock on...
958
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:12,918
Kopelman's headstone.
959
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:14,710
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
960
00:45:14,876 --> 00:45:16,376
- Fuckin' love that idea.
- No, I think that's a good idea.
961
00:45:16,543 --> 00:45:17,751
Thanks, man.
962
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:18,918
So can I call them over?
963
00:45:19,085 --> 00:45:20,043
Do whatever you want, man.
It's your tour, James.
964
00:45:20,210 --> 00:45:21,418
Okay, if everybody could just
come over here for a moment?
965
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,793
- Everybody? Marcia?
- Everyone look for stones.
966
00:45:24,835 --> 00:45:28,043
- Here we go. Look, here's one.
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
967
00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:31,126
If I can just very quickly...
968
00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:35,293
This is the oldest tombstone
in all of Poland.
969
00:45:35,918 --> 00:45:39,626
And it belongs to a man
called Jacob Kopelman Levi...
970
00:45:39,793 --> 00:45:43,210
who was a real human person who lived...
971
00:45:44,210 --> 00:45:46,418
in the real world.
He was Polish.
972
00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:49,501
From Poland.
973
00:45:49,668 --> 00:45:53,001
And Benji and I were just discussing
what might be nice to do...
974
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:56,668
and we thought maybe we could
all put a stone on his grave.
975
00:45:57,543 --> 00:46:00,126
Various theories about this Jewish tradition.
976
00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:03,251
But personally, I like to think it's just...
977
00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:07,251
a simple warm gesture to say...
978
00:46:08,293 --> 00:46:09,585
"You're not forgotten."
979
00:46:12,668 --> 00:46:14,335
That was beautiful, James.
Thank you.
980
00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:18,835
Okay. So, let's do that, shall we?
Everyone?
981
00:46:19,168 --> 00:46:20,501
- Should we try and find some nice stones?
- Yeah. Yes.
982
00:46:20,668 --> 00:46:21,751
- Yeah, that was great.
- Good idea.
983
00:46:21,918 --> 00:46:23,001
- Yeah.
- I'll go look for a stone.
984
00:46:23,168 --> 00:46:26,376
- Great, great.
- I think that was a very lovely idea, Benji.
985
00:46:26,543 --> 00:46:28,168
- Thanks, Marcia. Thank you.
- Yeah. It was nice.
986
00:46:28,335 --> 00:46:29,960
Yeah, we sorta cooked it up.
987
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:31,585
- Let's find it.
- Stone hunt.
988
00:46:31,751 --> 00:46:33,793
I'm gonna have the biggest stones.
989
00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,751
I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like...
990
00:46:37,126 --> 00:46:38,085
- Sorry.
- Here we go.
991
00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:39,460
- It's fine.
- Hey, Marcia.
992
00:46:39,626 --> 00:46:40,501
Yeah.
993
00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:43,043
Okay. We all good with our stones?
994
00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,710
I'd like this one, please.
995
00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:23,168
My dad was everyone's favorite,
but my dad's brother...
996
00:47:23,335 --> 00:47:25,001
- was the real brains of the family.
- Yeah.
997
00:47:25,168 --> 00:47:28,085
He got rejected from medical school
because of quotas...
998
00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:29,793
- you know, with Jewish doctors.
- Right.
999
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,043
And he... I'm sorry.
1000
00:47:31,210 --> 00:47:34,126
I'm just having a little trouble
competing with Hava Nagila.
1001
00:47:34,293 --> 00:47:35,335
- I'm so sorry. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1002
00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:36,751
We come here every tour...
1003
00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:38,126
and the food is wonderful...
1004
00:47:38,293 --> 00:47:40,418
but the music can be
a little bit kitschy, so...
1005
00:47:40,585 --> 00:47:41,793
Anti-Semitic pricks.
1006
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,460
Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic,
like, the owners are Jewish, but...
1007
00:47:46,085 --> 00:47:48,168
Sorry. Please continue, Marcia.
1008
00:47:48,710 --> 00:47:52,001
So my Uncle Sam
couldn't go to medical school...
1009
00:47:52,168 --> 00:47:53,751
so he became a pharmacist...
1010
00:47:53,918 --> 00:47:56,918
and he ended up owning five...
Five, yeah.
1011
00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:58,835
Five pharmacies
in and around the Chicago area.
1012
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,501
- Wow.
- Like, he started what we now...
1013
00:48:00,668 --> 00:48:02,668
- think of as, like, a modern-day drug store.
- Yeah.
1014
00:48:02,835 --> 00:48:04,085
- Yeah. Exactly.
- That's extraordinary.
1015
00:48:04,251 --> 00:48:05,543
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over.
1016
00:48:05,710 --> 00:48:07,710
Just as I'm done with my story,
which is my usual...
1017
00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:10,085
That just speaks of the whole
immigrant experience, don't you think?
1018
00:48:10,251 --> 00:48:12,710
- Exactly.
- I can attest to that, absolutely.
1019
00:48:12,876 --> 00:48:15,543
Mark's great uncle
came off the boat from Poland...
1020
00:48:15,710 --> 00:48:18,293
landed in Galveston for some fakakta reason.
1021
00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:19,835
Jew in Texas.
1022
00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:23,043
And he made money by taking the furniture
the rich people threw out on the street...
1023
00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:25,126
refurbishing it and reselling.
1024
00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:26,710
- Really?
- True story. Mm-hmm.
1025
00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:30,418
Apparently, he ended up selling some of it
back to the original owners.
1026
00:48:30,585 --> 00:48:31,585
- No, he did not. Is that true?
- Yes.
1027
00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:32,751
- Of course, he did.
- Great uncle.
1028
00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:33,918
Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant.
1029
00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:35,793
Rich people are fucking idiots.
1030
00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:40,168
Well, anyway, our grandmother. She was...
1031
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,501
Grandma Dory.
1032
00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:45,875
Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory,
whose house we're seeing on Thursday...
1033
00:48:45,876 --> 00:48:48,376
was also just this, you know, amazing woman.
1034
00:48:48,543 --> 00:48:50,168
She was just like one of these, like...
1035
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,126
bygone realist types
that you don't see anymore.
1036
00:48:53,293 --> 00:48:55,626
You know, just like blunt and tough and...
1037
00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:59,168
I mean, to be honest, I was like,
scared shitless my whole childhood of her.
1038
00:48:59,335 --> 00:49:00,335
I was never scared of her.
1039
00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:01,543
That is true. That is true.
1040
00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:03,960
No. She and Benji had some,
like, special secret language.
1041
00:49:04,126 --> 00:49:06,418
They always said
exactly what was on their minds. Didn't you?
1042
00:49:06,585 --> 00:49:07,710
- Had no choice.
- Yeah.
1043
00:49:07,876 --> 00:49:09,710
And a similar story,
she survived the camps...
1044
00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:11,751
through, like, a thousand miracles...
1045
00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:14,376
and she made her way to New York,
and she wanted to design dresses.
1046
00:49:14,543 --> 00:49:18,043
But she couldn't afford fashion school,
so she got stuck working as a secretary.
1047
00:49:18,210 --> 00:49:19,376
Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this."
1048
00:49:19,543 --> 00:49:21,376
And she ended up
taking over the whole company.
1049
00:49:21,543 --> 00:49:22,710
- Wow.
- Baller.
1050
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:25,835
Well, he's making it sound like
she led a junta or something. No.
1051
00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:27,960
No, she was just...
No, she was super smart.
1052
00:49:28,126 --> 00:49:30,168
It was a small commercial real estate
company. It was not, you know...
1053
00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:31,585
I used to speak to her every Thursday.
1054
00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:32,668
- Aw.
- Yeah.
1055
00:49:32,835 --> 00:49:34,543
- Literally every Thursday.
- That is so nice, Benji.
1056
00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:38,085
If I hear from my kids once a month,
it's a shock.
1057
00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:39,751
Marcia. Fuck those guys.
1058
00:49:39,918 --> 00:49:41,668
Man, I wouldn't miss a week.
1059
00:49:42,376 --> 00:49:43,543
She was tough on me.
1060
00:49:44,001 --> 00:49:45,876
She was the only one
in the whole fuckin' family...
1061
00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:47,710
that would keep me honest.
1062
00:49:47,876 --> 00:49:50,418
You know, everyone else just disappeared
when I needed them most.
1063
00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:55,793
Yeah. But, you know,
Grandma never pitied herself.
1064
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:58,460
In fact, she always told me
she was grateful for her struggle.
1065
00:49:58,626 --> 00:49:59,626
Well, that's just it.
1066
00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:02,501
What she endured, that gave her hope, right?
1067
00:50:02,668 --> 00:50:04,376
Yes. In fact,
she used to tell me that, like...
1068
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,668
you know, first-generation immigrants
work some, like, menial job.
1069
00:50:07,835 --> 00:50:09,918
You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food.
1070
00:50:10,085 --> 00:50:11,668
Second generation, they go to good schools...
1071
00:50:11,835 --> 00:50:14,001
and they become like, you know,
a doctor or lawyer or whatever.
1072
00:50:14,168 --> 00:50:17,126
And the third generation
lives in their mother's basement...
1073
00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:18,585
and smokes pot all day.
1074
00:50:19,168 --> 00:50:20,293
I mean...
1075
00:50:21,668 --> 00:50:22,835
She said that?
1076
00:50:25,668 --> 00:50:28,168
I think she was like, just speaking generally
about, like, the immigrant experience.
1077
00:50:28,335 --> 00:50:29,918
Because I lived in my mom's basement.
1078
00:50:30,085 --> 00:50:31,251
- She was just talking about immigrants.
- Okay.
1079
00:50:31,418 --> 00:50:32,293
- That's all.
- Yeah.
1080
00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:42,168
I gotsta pee.
1081
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,126
Oh, yeah.
1082
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,001
When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that.
Don't worry.
1083
00:50:50,626 --> 00:50:51,751
Pee-pee time.
1084
00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,543
I'm sorry about him.
1085
00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:00,251
No, no.
1086
00:51:00,835 --> 00:51:02,168
What a troubled young man.
1087
00:51:02,335 --> 00:51:04,210
He wants to be good. You can see the spark.
1088
00:51:04,376 --> 00:51:05,543
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge.
1089
00:51:05,710 --> 00:51:07,793
Forgive me if I don't see
this magical spark.
1090
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,126
Mark, stop it.
He's tormented for whatever reason.
1091
00:51:10,293 --> 00:51:11,293
- Okay. Okay.
- He's funny...
1092
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,960
and he's charming under all the mishegoss.
1093
00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:15,251
I feel bad for him.
1094
00:51:15,418 --> 00:51:17,126
- Has he always been like this?
- Yeah.
1095
00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:18,793
I mean, he's always been,
like, up and down, you know?
1096
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,876
Like, he's sensitive and he, like,
sees people so clearly, you know?
1097
00:51:22,043 --> 00:51:24,710
But then you say the wrong thing
and, like, something switches.
1098
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:26,460
Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him.
1099
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,126
No. What's not appropriate?
1100
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:31,376
You obviously got something going on
between you and...
1101
00:51:32,210 --> 00:51:33,793
Well, he's clearly in pain.
1102
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,835
Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way?
1103
00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,418
I mean,
look at what happened to our families.
1104
00:51:38,585 --> 00:51:39,835
Look at where we came from.
1105
00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:42,001
I mean, who isn't...
You know, who isn't wrought?
1106
00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:44,418
- Well, you seem okay.
- I'm not, though. I'm not.
1107
00:51:44,585 --> 00:51:47,043
I just, like, take a pill
for my fucking OCD, you know...
1108
00:51:47,210 --> 00:51:50,585
and I jog and I meditate,
and I go to work in the morning.
1109
00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:53,376
I, like, come home at the end of the day,
and I, like, move forward, you know...
1110
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,001
because I know
that my pain is unexceptional...
1111
00:51:55,168 --> 00:51:56,626
so I don't feel the need to, like...
1112
00:51:56,793 --> 00:51:58,335
I don't know,
burden everybody with it, you know?
1113
00:51:58,501 --> 00:51:59,626
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1114
00:52:00,501 --> 00:52:01,918
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.
1115
00:52:02,085 --> 00:52:03,085
No. It's all right, David.
1116
00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:05,585
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm ranting. I'm just, like...
1117
00:52:07,793 --> 00:52:09,335
I don't know.
1118
00:52:11,710 --> 00:52:16,293
Sorry. I'm just, like, so fucking exhausted
by him sometimes, you know, like I...
1119
00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,876
I love him...
1120
00:52:19,043 --> 00:52:20,376
and I hate him...
1121
00:52:20,543 --> 00:52:23,043
and I want to kill him.
1122
00:52:24,251 --> 00:52:26,626
And I want to be him, you know?
1123
00:52:26,793 --> 00:52:28,210
And I feel, like...
1124
00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:30,751
so stupid around him, you know...
1125
00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:33,376
because he is so fucking cool,
and he just does not give a shit.
1126
00:52:33,543 --> 00:52:34,543
And then...
1127
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:39,085
just, like, being here with him
is just so fucking baffling to me, you know?
1128
00:52:39,251 --> 00:52:41,460
It's just baffling 'cause it's, like...
1129
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:46,418
how did this guy come
from the survivors of this place, you know?
1130
00:52:46,585 --> 00:52:49,793
I mean that your uncle had to sell,
like, used furniture to rich assholes...
1131
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,376
or, like, couldn't get into medical school...
1132
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,001
And that you survived, like...
1133
00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:56,251
the worst thing to happen on this planet
in the last 30 years.
1134
00:52:56,418 --> 00:52:59,751
And that our grandma survived
by a thousand miracles...
1135
00:52:59,918 --> 00:53:02,376
when the entire world was trying to kill her,
you know?
1136
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,876
And I look at him...
1137
00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:07,960
and I just, like, wanna ask him...
1138
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:12,001
I just wanna ask him, and I just can't.
1139
00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:17,460
Like, how did the product
of a thousand fucking miracles...
1140
00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:20,543
overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills?
1141
00:53:22,585 --> 00:53:23,585
What?
1142
00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,460
What did you say?
1143
00:53:25,626 --> 00:53:26,918
Yeah, he tried to...
1144
00:53:28,418 --> 00:53:30,710
Yeah. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have said anything.
1145
00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:35,793
It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that.
1146
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,251
I'm so sorry. That's very distressing.
1147
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,543
When did this happen?
1148
00:53:39,710 --> 00:53:41,668
Like, six months ago.
1149
00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:45,293
My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom,
found him on the couch.
1150
00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:50,626
And I know he is so funny and so charming.
1151
00:53:50,793 --> 00:53:54,918
And you are all gonna walk away
with this picture of this amazing man...
1152
00:53:55,085 --> 00:53:57,293
which he totally is in so many ways.
1153
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,918
But when I picture him...
1154
00:54:00,918 --> 00:54:04,293
it is passed out on a ratty basement couch...
1155
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:07,626
while I am in New York City
with my beautiful wife and adorable child...
1156
00:54:07,793 --> 00:54:09,668
and it just fucking kills me.
1157
00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:15,626
Sorry. I'm oversharing.
1158
00:54:23,918 --> 00:54:25,335
Well, they're back again.
1159
00:54:26,710 --> 00:54:27,710
It's him.
1160
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,460
Did you know he plays the piano?
1161
00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,210
We used to take lessons together.
1162
00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,585
Excuse me.
1163
00:55:24,043 --> 00:55:25,293
Aw, that's so nice, Benji.
1164
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,210
That was wonderful, Benji.
1165
00:56:22,543 --> 00:56:24,251
Fuck.
1166
00:56:32,668 --> 00:56:34,876
Hi. Sorry to bother you.
1167
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:38,835
Did you happen to see, like,
my cousin come through or anything?
1168
00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,001
He's, like...
1169
00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:47,293
Have been forwarded to
an automated voice messaging system.
1170
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:48,543
Boner.
1171
00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:50,085
Is not available.
1172
00:56:50,251 --> 00:56:53,251
The mailbox is full and cannot accept
any messages at this time.
1173
00:56:53,418 --> 00:56:54,418
Goodbye.
1174
00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:06,918
- Hello?
- Dude, where the fuck are ya?
1175
00:57:07,085 --> 00:57:08,210
We're all downstairs waiting for you, man.
1176
00:57:08,376 --> 00:57:09,376
Oh, shit.
1177
00:57:09,543 --> 00:57:10,668
- Get your ass down here.
- Fuck.
1178
00:57:23,418 --> 00:57:25,793
Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave.
1179
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,501
You sleep through your alarm or somethin'?
1180
00:57:27,668 --> 00:57:29,793
No. My phone died
because I didn't plug it in...
1181
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,085
because I spent the night looking for you.
Where the fuck were you?
1182
00:57:32,251 --> 00:57:35,251
Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep.
1183
00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,210
Yeah?
Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji.
1184
00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:39,001
Oh. Sorry, man.
1185
00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:40,793
Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia.
Didn't wanna wake you.
1186
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,876
- Good morning, gang.
- Mornin'.
1187
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,210
- You're all down so early. I love that.
- Morning.
1188
00:57:44,376 --> 00:57:45,376
Good morning.
1189
00:57:46,210 --> 00:57:47,543
Well, the van should be here.
1190
00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:51,626
It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay?
1191
00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:04,043
Whatever. Yeah.
I think I was feeling okay until...
1192
00:58:05,668 --> 00:58:06,751
I don't like...
1193
00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:10,251
Okay. So, if I could just
get everyone's attention just for a moment.
1194
00:58:11,251 --> 00:58:12,251
- James.
- I don't wanna state the obvious...
1195
00:58:12,418 --> 00:58:14,293
but today is gonna be quite a taxing day.
1196
00:58:14,835 --> 00:58:17,460
If you've never been to
a concentration camp before...
1197
00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:19,626
it can be pretty overwhelming.
1198
00:58:20,376 --> 00:58:22,251
We'll be there in, like,
literally two minutes.
1199
00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:24,335
Okay? Thanks, everyone.
1200
00:58:46,418 --> 00:58:47,543
Everyone all right?
1201
00:58:49,251 --> 00:58:51,085
So, the first thing you might notice...
1202
00:58:51,251 --> 00:58:55,210
is that Majdanek is literally just
two miles from Lublin town square.
1203
00:58:56,710 --> 00:58:59,585
Can you imagine life continuing on...
1204
00:58:59,751 --> 00:59:03,293
a bustling town center
just two miles from these grounds?
1205
00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:10,376
Before the Red Army got to Majdanek...
1206
00:59:10,543 --> 00:59:12,460
the Nazis had actually moved
most of their prisoners...
1207
00:59:12,626 --> 00:59:14,418
to other camps out west.
1208
00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:17,168
And, in their haste,
the SS didn't destroy the evidence.
1209
00:59:17,335 --> 00:59:18,960
So, unlike other camps...
1210
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:21,918
Majdanek is actually quite...
1211
00:59:22,085 --> 00:59:25,001
well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase.
1212
00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:39,376
So, before we head in...
1213
00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:43,085
I might be a little bit sparser
with my information overload today.
1214
00:59:43,543 --> 00:59:47,293
This is a sacred site where
many thousands were murdered, and...
1215
00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:50,501
I think you'll find this place
kinda speaks for itself.
1216
00:59:51,376 --> 00:59:52,376
Okay?
1217
01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:02,710
Hey.
1218
01:00:03,918 --> 01:00:04,918
Hey.
1219
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:10,710
These are the barracks.
1220
01:00:21,126 --> 01:00:22,876
This is the men's bathhouse.
1221
01:00:33,710 --> 01:00:37,251
"He grabbed his whip
and herded us towards the bathhouse.
1222
01:00:37,626 --> 01:00:41,918
"There, once our hair was cut and shaved
from our entire bodies...
1223
01:00:42,835 --> 01:00:44,043
"we went into the next room."
1224
01:01:06,293 --> 01:01:07,876
This is the gas chamber.
1225
01:01:29,085 --> 01:01:32,626
The blue stains on the walls
are residue from the deadly gas...
1226
01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:33,960
Zyklon B.
1227
01:01:43,085 --> 01:01:44,085
The ovens.
1228
01:03:09,126 --> 01:03:10,668
Just hang here for a moment. Yeah?
1229
01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:14,126
Okay.
1230
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,543
So, if we just gather here for just a moment.
1231
01:03:19,835 --> 01:03:21,460
How are we all feeling?
1232
01:03:22,126 --> 01:03:24,210
Mm. Not feeling so good.
1233
01:03:24,585 --> 01:03:26,460
Numb, maybe?
1234
01:03:26,626 --> 01:03:27,918
Yeah. That's about right.
1235
01:03:28,085 --> 01:03:30,626
Eloge, how are you doing? I know
you don't have the same advantage of...
1236
01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:32,710
distance, so to speak.
1237
01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:37,085
I'm okay. I feel shaken.
1238
01:03:37,710 --> 01:03:38,876
But...
1239
01:03:39,043 --> 01:03:41,418
- I guess that's better than feeling nothing.
- Yeah.
1240
01:03:42,918 --> 01:03:46,335
Well, thank you all for
sharing that with me and with each other.
1241
01:03:46,501 --> 01:03:49,751
Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously
we're leaving for Zamość quite soon.
1242
01:03:49,918 --> 01:03:51,168
So just to change gears...
1243
01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,001
we're losing the lads.
1244
01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:54,418
- Aw.
- Very sad. Yep.
1245
01:03:54,585 --> 01:03:56,793
The boys are staying here for another night,
and then...
1246
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,418
finishing their pilgrimage
to see Grandma Dory's house.
1247
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:01,876
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm...
1248
01:04:02,043 --> 01:04:05,835
I'm gonna miss all you guys.
Like a weird, fucked-up family.
1249
01:04:07,168 --> 01:04:08,793
- Can I just...
- Yeah.
1250
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,293
- Thanks, David.
- You are amazing.
1251
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,460
Thanks so much.
1252
01:04:11,626 --> 01:04:13,293
Send me a photograph
of your grandma's house.
1253
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,626
- I wanna see it, okay?
- Yeah. I'll do that.
1254
01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:15,793
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1255
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,918
- Have fun at Grandma's.
- Take care of yourself, honey.
1256
01:04:18,085 --> 01:04:19,585
You too. And take care of him...
1257
01:04:19,751 --> 01:04:20,585
- 'cause he won't.
- Okay.
1258
01:04:20,751 --> 01:04:21,751
No, no, no, that's fine.
1259
01:04:21,918 --> 01:04:23,335
- Take care of this guy.
- Right.
1260
01:04:23,501 --> 01:04:24,501
You're a good guy, Benji.
1261
01:04:24,668 --> 01:04:26,126
No. You are.
1262
01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:28,126
- Do you mean that? Really?
- Yes, I do.
1263
01:04:28,293 --> 01:04:29,251
- Thanks. Travel safe.
- Go in peace, my friend.
1264
01:04:29,418 --> 01:04:31,085
Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me.
1265
01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:32,751
I'm gonna look up what that means.
1266
01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:37,793
- Take care. So good to do this.
- So, Benji, I just want to say...
1267
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,960
I've been doing this
for five and a half years.
1268
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,085
And I always say...
1269
01:04:41,251 --> 01:04:42,960
"Please, just let me know
if I can do anything better."
1270
01:04:43,126 --> 01:04:45,668
And you're the first person ever
to give me...
1271
01:04:45,835 --> 01:04:47,043
actionable feedback, so...
1272
01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:49,293
- thank you so much for that, yeah.
- Get the fuck outta here. What did I say?
1273
01:04:50,251 --> 01:04:52,918
What are you talking about?
You know, the stuff about engaging with...
1274
01:04:53,085 --> 01:04:55,626
Polish people and the Polish culture and...
1275
01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:57,793
Oh, man, that sounds great.
You should fucking do that, man.
1276
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,710
I know. And I resisted it on the day...
1277
01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:01,460
but I can't stop thinking about it.
1278
01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:04,835
And you've really
reawakened something in me, so...
1279
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:07,418
- Get the fuck outta here, man.
- You're a very honest man...
1280
01:05:07,585 --> 01:05:09,793
- and that's rare. And I appreciate it, so...
- Yeah. Oh, shut up.
1281
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,376
- Come on. Like...
- Thanks so much. Thank you.
1282
01:05:12,710 --> 01:05:13,710
Okay.
1283
01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:15,960
Sorry.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.
1284
01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:17,126
Thanks, David.
1285
01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:22,835
He's a nice guy.
1286
01:05:38,585 --> 01:05:39,626
- Did you?
- Yeah. Well, no.
1287
01:05:39,793 --> 01:05:41,126
I mean, that's absurd.
1288
01:05:41,293 --> 01:05:43,585
- Yeah. Yeah. What? What?
- Does this look good?
1289
01:05:43,751 --> 01:05:45,293
- What? Yeah. All right, let's go.
- How much is this?
1290
01:05:46,126 --> 01:05:47,126
You don't need to get the hat.
1291
01:05:47,293 --> 01:05:48,293
Do you want one too?
1292
01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:49,585
No. You look like the Ricola man.
1293
01:05:49,751 --> 01:05:51,835
Do you want that? No, that's for you.
1294
01:05:52,001 --> 01:05:53,210
You get to keep it.
1295
01:05:53,376 --> 01:05:54,668
- Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with it.
- Okay. Benji.
1296
01:05:54,835 --> 01:05:57,543
Can we get something to eat that's, like,
not pickled?
1297
01:05:57,710 --> 01:05:59,251
- Pierogies?
- Anything that's not...
1298
01:05:59,418 --> 01:06:01,251
- pierogies and not pickled.
- Sauerkraut?
1299
01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:03,626
Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German.
1300
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,960
...to go and grab kids' heads in the audience
and lick it.
1301
01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:08,085
- God, that's so gross.
- Yeah! The Bushwhacker! And it's...
1302
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,543
Yes. I remember that. Yeah.
1303
01:06:12,043 --> 01:06:13,043
Hey, doggie.
1304
01:06:16,418 --> 01:06:17,251
Yo, can I have a swig?
1305
01:06:17,418 --> 01:06:20,418
Oh, yeah. Have as much as you want.
We got the cheap shit.
1306
01:06:23,251 --> 01:06:24,710
- All right. Check out this building.
- Yeah.
1307
01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:27,460
Pretty tall. I got one last joint.
1308
01:06:28,043 --> 01:06:29,585
How are we gonna get up?
1309
01:06:31,501 --> 01:06:32,418
Shall we?
1310
01:06:40,418 --> 01:06:41,418
Blork.
1311
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,710
Mm. Mm-hmm.
1312
01:07:02,918 --> 01:07:05,085
- All right.
- Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.
1313
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,001
Shit. You know what I think that is?
1314
01:07:08,168 --> 01:07:09,168
Hmm. What?
1315
01:07:09,335 --> 01:07:10,918
Look way down there.
You see those, like, three lights?
1316
01:07:11,085 --> 01:07:12,126
- What?
- One, two, three.
1317
01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:13,376
- Oh, shit.
- I think it's the camp.
1318
01:07:13,543 --> 01:07:14,960
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1319
01:07:15,126 --> 01:07:16,376
Really is so close.
1320
01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:22,126
Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing...
1321
01:07:22,293 --> 01:07:23,626
when you get back to Binghamton?
1322
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,376
What do you mean?
1323
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,126
I mean, like, what's...
Like, what's your plan?
1324
01:07:29,835 --> 01:07:31,876
Dude, give me that
if you're just gonna fucking stare at it.
1325
01:07:32,043 --> 01:07:33,126
- Oh, sorry.
- It's my last one.
1326
01:07:33,293 --> 01:07:34,293
- Sorry, man.
- All right.
1327
01:07:34,460 --> 01:07:35,460
Sorry about that.
1328
01:07:36,251 --> 01:07:37,918
Yeah, well, when I get back,
it's gonna be pretty busy.
1329
01:07:38,085 --> 01:07:39,085
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1330
01:07:39,251 --> 01:07:40,293
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
1331
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,001
My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house,
1332
01:07:42,168 --> 01:07:43,543
and I'm probably gonna
help him out with that.
1333
01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:45,085
He's got a shit ton of adobe.
1334
01:07:45,251 --> 01:07:46,751
Has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
1335
01:07:46,918 --> 01:07:47,918
- Really?
- Yeah.
1336
01:07:49,210 --> 01:07:50,210
- Gonna be good, though.
- Yeah.
1337
01:07:50,376 --> 01:07:51,835
Be pretty sweet when he's finished.
You know?
1338
01:07:53,835 --> 01:07:55,043
Keeps moisture out better than that...
1339
01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,918
plastic toxic shit they use on all those...
1340
01:07:57,085 --> 01:07:59,251
- bullshit suburban houses, you know?
- Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
1341
01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,043
Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad.
1342
01:08:03,251 --> 01:08:05,376
Well, that's, like, Tim's house.
1343
01:08:06,501 --> 01:08:07,751
- So?
- So...
1344
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:09,710
what are you gonna do?
1345
01:08:10,335 --> 01:08:11,710
Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that?
1346
01:08:11,876 --> 01:08:14,168
I wanna make sure you're good
and that you have, like, a plan.
1347
01:08:15,668 --> 01:08:17,375
- Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. I'm sorry.
- Yeah. No. Mm-mm.
1348
01:08:17,543 --> 01:08:18,543
- Here, take this.
- No. It's all right.
1349
01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,625
- I can't be trusted.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1350
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,668
And, like,
what are you gonna do when you go home?
1351
01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:28,043
I don't know. Go back to, like...
1352
01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:30,210
my job and my family, the usual.
1353
01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:32,418
Great. I look forward to
speaking to you in six months.
1354
01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:34,750
What does that mean?
1355
01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:35,918
- You know what it means, man.
- Do I?
1356
01:08:36,085 --> 01:08:37,210
I don't really wanna start anything.
1357
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,375
Okay, good. Then don't.
1358
01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:44,293
You used to be fucking different, man.
You used to be so emotional.
1359
01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:46,460
You used to fucking
cry about everything, man. Like...
1360
01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:49,418
Yeah, I know. It was awful.
Who the fuck wants to cry about everything?
1361
01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:51,335
Dave, man,
you're not fucking listenin' to me, man.
1362
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,085
I'm saying that we used to be...
1363
01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:54,460
- different. Like, "we."
- Yeah. Benji, I have, like...
1364
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:56,500
- a job and a family.
- Mm. I know.
1365
01:08:56,668 --> 01:08:58,710
And I don't have time to
hang out with you all night...
1366
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:00,335
- every night, okay?
- I don't fucking want that.
1367
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,585
Yes, you do.
You're, like, an all-encompassing person.
1368
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,085
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...
1369
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,793
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, you, like, literally never visit me.
1370
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,710
What in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton?
1371
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:09,875
Yeah, man, that's where I live.
1372
01:09:10,043 --> 01:09:12,043
Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay?
And I live in New York City.
1373
01:09:12,210 --> 01:09:13,460
Isn't it easier for you to come down to me?
1374
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:15,460
Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave.
1375
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:16,668
Yeah, but it's New York City, man.
1376
01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:19,125
It's, like, the more logical place to visit
than fucking Binghamton...
1377
01:09:19,293 --> 01:09:20,293
- all due respect.
- What's wrong with Binghamton?
1378
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:21,460
Nothing is wrong with Binghamton.
1379
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,085
You are, like, purposefully making me
look like an asshole...
1380
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,375
- for questioning it.
- Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude.
1381
01:09:24,543 --> 01:09:25,375
Yo, you fuck off.
1382
01:09:26,210 --> 01:09:27,918
Why don't you give a shit about me anymore?
1383
01:09:28,085 --> 01:09:30,000
I do give a shit about you.
1384
01:09:30,335 --> 01:09:32,043
I just don't understand...
1385
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,710
how you would ever do anything
so fucking stupid to yourself.
1386
01:09:36,168 --> 01:09:37,500
Dave, man.
1387
01:09:37,668 --> 01:09:38,668
Benji.
1388
01:09:41,585 --> 01:09:43,085
I, like, I walk around with, like, this...
1389
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:45,793
terrible fucking image of you
in my head, okay?
1390
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,835
And, yeah, I don't...
1391
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,918
Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay?
1392
01:09:51,293 --> 01:09:53,460
Do you see how people love you?
1393
01:09:55,210 --> 01:09:57,460
Do you see what happens
when you walk into a room?
1394
01:10:00,376 --> 01:10:04,293
I would give anything
to know what that feels like... man.
1395
01:10:07,543 --> 01:10:10,876
To know what it feels like to have charm.
1396
01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:14,043
To light up a room when I walk in.
1397
01:10:16,543 --> 01:10:19,585
But you light up a room and then you, like,
shit on everything inside of it.
1398
01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:07,376
All right. You can go.
1399
01:11:07,668 --> 01:11:08,668
Thanks.
1400
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,126
Taxi's here.
1401
01:12:10,793 --> 01:12:11,793
Let me see.
1402
01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:15,751
See a 25 anywhere?
1403
01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:18,501
No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait.
1404
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:19,668
Me neither.
1405
01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,168
Okay, wait.
I think it should be around this way.
1406
01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:26,751
"Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means?
1407
01:12:26,918 --> 01:12:28,585
- Probably magistrate.
- Oh.
1408
01:12:29,001 --> 01:12:30,001
I think so.
1409
01:12:31,210 --> 01:12:33,085
Is this like a real street or...
1410
01:12:33,835 --> 01:12:35,293
Twenty-eight.
1411
01:12:36,710 --> 01:12:37,668
I think it's this.
1412
01:12:38,751 --> 01:12:40,668
- Here?
- Yeah.
1413
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:56,251
Twenty-five.
1414
01:12:58,710 --> 01:12:59,710
Oh, my God.
1415
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,293
Whoa. Is that possible?
1416
01:13:05,835 --> 01:13:08,876
It's so... unremarkable.
1417
01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:11,835
Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured.
1418
01:13:12,751 --> 01:13:13,751
Yeah. Me neither.
1419
01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:27,585
You know she slapped me once, right?
1420
01:13:28,585 --> 01:13:29,585
What?
1421
01:13:29,751 --> 01:13:31,585
Yeah. Grandma slapped me.
1422
01:13:31,751 --> 01:13:33,376
- Shit. Really?
- Yeah.
1423
01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:35,460
I was late to meet her for dinner.
1424
01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:37,501
- Just, like, 15 minutes.
- Yeah.
1425
01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:40,751
Also, I was pretty high. It was at that
Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue.
1426
01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:42,501
You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill.
1427
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,168
Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt?
1428
01:13:44,335 --> 01:13:45,835
- The fuck, yeah, it hurt. Yeah.
- Wow.
1429
01:13:46,001 --> 01:13:47,751
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1430
01:13:48,501 --> 01:13:49,460
I was, like...
1431
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:52,043
elated for a full 24 hours after that.
1432
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:54,335
- Really? Why?
- I don't know why.
1433
01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:56,460
I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant...
1434
01:13:56,626 --> 01:13:58,835
she went to every week.
Everyone knew her there.
1435
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:02,126
She dressed up all formal for it like
it was some big fucking occasion, and...
1436
01:14:02,293 --> 01:14:03,751
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
1437
01:14:03,918 --> 01:14:05,126
I guess the fact that
she cared more about me...
1438
01:14:05,293 --> 01:14:07,835
than what the people
at the restaurant thought?
1439
01:14:08,001 --> 01:14:09,168
I don't know.
1440
01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:10,668
Made me feel good.
1441
01:14:12,543 --> 01:14:13,501
Hey.
1442
01:14:14,710 --> 01:14:15,793
I got an idea.
1443
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:16,918
What?
1444
01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:18,501
Let's put a stone on the stoop.
1445
01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:20,001
What do you mean?
1446
01:14:20,168 --> 01:14:21,835
I mean, let's find a little stone...
1447
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:23,793
and put it on the stoop
to say that we were here.
1448
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,626
That she's not, you know, forgotten.
1449
01:14:25,793 --> 01:14:27,918
- She's not buried here.
- Yeah, I know.
1450
01:14:28,085 --> 01:14:30,251
But this is the last place she was in Poland.
1451
01:14:30,418 --> 01:14:31,960
It's the last place any of us were.
1452
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:35,710
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.
1453
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:37,085
- It's a good idea.
- Okay.
1454
01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,168
Yeah. Not this. No.
1455
01:14:40,335 --> 01:14:41,168
No, no.
1456
01:14:43,001 --> 01:14:44,543
- One, two.
- Yeah?
1457
01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:45,751
Yeah, I found two.
1458
01:14:45,918 --> 01:14:47,335
- Do you want one?
- Yeah.
1459
01:14:47,501 --> 01:14:48,501
Thanks.
1460
01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:50,210
Yeah.
1461
01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:12,335
Hi. Sorry, we're Americans.
1462
01:15:12,501 --> 01:15:14,126
English? Do you speak English?
1463
01:15:17,085 --> 01:15:19,126
Sorry. I don't know.
1464
01:15:21,418 --> 01:15:22,626
- I guess that's it.
- Yeah.
1465
01:15:22,793 --> 01:15:25,335
I feel like such an asshole saying,
"Americans, Americans."
1466
01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:26,501
That's what we are.
1467
01:15:26,668 --> 01:15:27,751
Do you think he's mad about this?
1468
01:15:27,918 --> 01:15:29,293
Maybe he's offering us breakfast.
I don't fucking know.
1469
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,960
You're right.
He could be offering breakfast.
1470
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:32,876
It could just be that.
"So, come up here, have some fucking cakes."
1471
01:15:33,043 --> 01:15:34,793
Have some delicious...
Black pudding.
1472
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:35,960
Oh, there's more.
1473
01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:37,543
Hello.
1474
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,335
Okay...
1475
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:41,960
do you speak English?
1476
01:15:42,126 --> 01:15:43,126
- Yes. Yeah.
- A little.
1477
01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:45,168
Well, hi.
Sorry, what's the problem?
1478
01:15:45,918 --> 01:15:49,501
My father said that you placed rocks
on the door?
1479
01:15:49,668 --> 01:15:51,335
Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here...
1480
01:15:51,501 --> 01:15:53,460
and she just died.
1481
01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:57,168
Sorry for your loss.
1482
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:58,626
Thanks, man.
1483
01:15:58,793 --> 01:16:02,543
So why did you put rocks
in front of the door?
1484
01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:05,043
It's like a tradition.
It's like a Jewish tradition.
1485
01:16:05,210 --> 01:16:06,835
Like, when you visit somebody's grave...
1486
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:10,210
you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it
to show that you were, you know, there.
1487
01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:12,835
Yeah, but she's not buried
under the door, right?
1488
01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:14,293
No, no, no. We just kind of...
1489
01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:16,168
did it as, like, a sentimental thing.
1490
01:16:16,335 --> 01:16:18,668
- Like, as a, you know, a gesture.
- Okay. Yeah.
1491
01:16:18,835 --> 01:16:20,335
- Just a gesture. Yeah?
- Yeah.
1492
01:16:20,501 --> 01:16:21,710
Okay. Okay.
1493
01:16:21,876 --> 01:16:24,793
- I understand. So, this is sweet, I think.
- Thank you.
1494
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,918
Thanks.
1495
01:16:26,085 --> 01:16:27,085
Wait a moment.
1496
01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:47,460
Okay, guys.
1497
01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:50,376
I'm sorry, but, I understand your situation.
1498
01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:52,418
But my father said that it is...
1499
01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:56,335
hazard to leave the stones.
1500
01:16:57,043 --> 01:16:59,543
- Okay.
- You know, an older woman lives there now...
1501
01:16:59,710 --> 01:17:01,793
- so she could trip or...
- Right.
1502
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,126
- Okay.
- Understood.
1503
01:17:03,293 --> 01:17:04,876
- So, we must, you know...
- No, I got it.
1504
01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:06,001
You got it. Sorry.
1505
01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:07,043
Yeah.
1506
01:17:08,543 --> 01:17:09,460
There you are.
1507
01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:13,876
All right.
1508
01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:23,168
Ladies and gentlemen,
in about a half an hour...
1509
01:18:23,335 --> 01:18:25,501
we will begin our descent to New York.
1510
01:18:25,668 --> 01:18:27,043
We caught a lucky break there.
1511
01:18:27,210 --> 01:18:29,418
We're gonna get you to your gate
about 15 minutes ahead.
1512
01:18:29,585 --> 01:18:33,043
Due to construction,
the gate assignment may have changed.
1513
01:18:33,210 --> 01:18:36,793
Please check your boarding pass
for possible gate changes.
1514
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,293
We appreciate your patience and thank you.
1515
01:18:41,168 --> 01:18:42,835
Hey, I was thinking...
1516
01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:44,501
why don't we, like, grab a cab
back to the city...
1517
01:18:44,668 --> 01:18:46,668
and you could come over for dinner?
1518
01:18:46,835 --> 01:18:47,835
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1519
01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:49,293
I mean, I know Priya would love to see you...
1520
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:53,251
and Abe would, you know, love to tell you
every fact about the Statue of Liberty.
1521
01:18:57,001 --> 01:18:58,335
- It's tempting.
- Yo, come on.
1522
01:19:00,543 --> 01:19:01,876
Nah, that's okay, man.
1523
01:19:02,043 --> 01:19:03,210
- Really?
- Yeah.
1524
01:19:03,376 --> 01:19:05,751
All right. Well, at least, I don't know,
let's grab a cab back to the city...
1525
01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:08,793
and I can drop you off at Penn Station
for your train upstate.
1526
01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:13,876
You know what? I think I'm probably
just gonna kick it here for a little while.
1527
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,460
At the airport?
1528
01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:18,710
Yeah. Kinda like it here.
1529
01:19:18,876 --> 01:19:20,168
You meet the craziest people, man.
1530
01:19:20,335 --> 01:19:21,335
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
1531
01:19:24,918 --> 01:19:26,293
- Shit.
- What the flying fuck, man?
1532
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:27,460
- I'm so sorry. Fuck.
- Why would you do that?
1533
01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,001
Because Grandma, the restaurant.
You said it was, like, the best thing...
1534
01:19:29,168 --> 01:19:30,418
- that ever happened to you.
- Oh, that was...
1535
01:19:30,585 --> 01:19:32,585
Yeah, but that was different, man.
I was 18. I needed direction.
1536
01:19:32,751 --> 01:19:34,043
No, I know. That makes sense. I am so sorry.
1537
01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,668
- This is just violence.
- I know, I know.
1538
01:19:35,835 --> 01:19:36,835
I thought it would, you know, enliven...
I don't know.
1539
01:19:37,001 --> 01:19:38,210
- It's okay.
- Are you okay?
1540
01:19:38,376 --> 01:19:39,376
Can I see? You're, like, red.
1541
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,085
Yeah. Because you fuckin' slapped me
in the face.
1542
01:19:41,501 --> 01:19:42,626
- Sorry.
- Do I get one now?
1543
01:19:42,793 --> 01:19:43,793
No.
1544
01:19:47,876 --> 01:19:48,876
I'm sorry, man.
1545
01:19:49,751 --> 01:19:50,751
Come here.
1546
01:19:56,085 --> 01:19:57,085
I love you, guy.
1547
01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,126
Love you too.
1548
01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:03,293
I'm gonna be fine.
1549
01:20:04,001 --> 01:20:05,001
You know that?
1550
01:20:05,585 --> 01:20:06,751
You sure?
1551
01:20:06,918 --> 01:20:07,918
Mm-hmm.
1552
01:20:10,918 --> 01:20:11,918
Sorry.
1553
01:20:12,085 --> 01:20:13,710
- You weren't done.
- Mm-mm.
1554
01:20:17,585 --> 01:20:18,835
All right.
1555
01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:20,168
I'll see you around, cuz. Okay?
1556
01:20:20,835 --> 01:20:21,835
I'll see you.
1557
01:21:12,376 --> 01:21:13,501
Hello?
1558
01:21:13,668 --> 01:21:15,043
Hello? Guys?
1559
01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:17,626
- Hello? I'm...
- Hi.
1560
01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:18,710
Hi, hi, hi.
1561
01:21:18,876 --> 01:21:20,126
- You're back, you're back, you're back.
- Come here.
1562
01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:22,210
Oh, hi, babe.
1563
01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:23,210
Hey.
1564
01:21:23,376 --> 01:21:24,751
- Hi, sweetness.
- Love you, love you, love you.